Learning the Gundam timeline history with Snoop Dogg

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Universal Century

Universal Century' (or UC fo' short) is one of tha timelinez of tha Gundam anime metaseries. Da Japanese is 宇宙世紀 (Uchū Seiki) or literally "Space Century".
Da Universal Century starts afta humans begin ta populate space, afta construction of tha straight-up original gangsta space colony side at Side 1 was completed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time. It has been tha primary Gundam timeline, although only eight of tha 17 animated or live-action projects busted out since 1995 done been strictly set up in dis timeline.

Da Universal Century science is practical n' makes bust of true science includin tha Lagrangian point up in space, tha O'Neill cylinder as a livin environment, n' juice thang from Helium-3 (named Minovsky Physics).

Future Century

Future Century is tha fictionizzle timeline of tha anime televizzle series Mobile Fighter G Gundam n' its related projects.
In G Gundam, tha rulin elites leave Ghetto fo' space colonies up in tha straight-up original gangsta year of Future Century. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Two muthafuckin years afta tha migration, a gangbangin' full-scale war pimps on Ghetto as each hood fought ta bust control. Da colonies formed tha United Colonies Federation n' regains control of tha nations on Earth. Da United Colnies Federation decides ta end tha conflict on Ghetto by holdin a tournament called Gundam Fight every last muthafuckin four years. Da hood represented by tha ballin Gundam earns tha right ta lead Ghetto n' tha colonies fo' tha next four years.

G Gundam takes place up in F.C.60 durin tha 13th Gundam Fight, a time led by Neo Hong Kong, tha balla of tha 12th Gundam Fight.

After Colony

After Colony be a timeline correspondin ta tha construction of tha 195 space colonies up in Mobile Suit Gundam Wing. It be often abbreviated as "AC." Da After Colony timeline takes afta tha Universal Century up in dat a Ghetto Federation-like posse (Ghetto Sphere Alliizzle n' later tha Organization of tha Zodiac), retains control of tha space colonies n' is mo' oppressive.

Da colonies struggled fo' freedom, n' tha Gundams was built as way of defendin tha plight of tha colonies ta escape dis oppression.

After War

Da After Battle period starts followin tha massive colony drops dat brought a end ta tha 7th Space Battle n' capped 99% of humanitizzle livin on tha Earthz surface. Da third of a seriez of Gundam animez busted up in tha 1990z dat take place up in a alternate universe, followin tha success of Mobile Fighter G Gundam n' New Mobile Report Gundam Wing. In addizzle ta a anime, tha After Battle time line also gotz nuff three manga's. Da first was a manga adaptation of tha anime, wit tha second bein a sequel called After Battle Gundam X: Under tha Moonlight dat introduces a freshly smoked up cast of characters. Da third manga called After Battle Gundam X: Newtype Warrior Jamil Neate bigs up tha adventure n' missionz of Jamil Neat, a principal character up in tha anime, before tha end of tha 7th Space War.

Da After Battle series n' time line makes bust of tha same stupid-ass science dat tha Universal Century do fo' da most thugged-out part, n' shares nuff other similarities. It be also tha only series outside of tha Universal Century ta bust Newtypes.

Correct Century

CC (Seireki) is tha fictionizzle timeline of tha anime televizzle series Turn A Gundam n' its related projects.
Seireki is tha theoretical result of a mergin of tha other timelines peeped up in Gundam prior ta Turn A (it should be noted dat tha Anno Domini n' Advanced Generation timelines aint been officially confirmed ta be included up in tha timelines dat lead ta tha Correct Century). Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Set up in a indeterminizzle number of muthafuckin years tha **** into tha far-flung future, tha Seireki (True History) be a universe up in which all technologizzle on Ghetto n' human civilizations up in space, except fo' tha Moon was destroyed, tha culmination of mankindz Black History. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shiiit, dis aint no joke fo' realz. As a result, tha technological level on Ghetto up in dis timeline is comparable ta dat of Ghetto up in tha early 1900's.
In stark contrast ta tha backwardz nature of Earthlings is tha almost Utopia society of tha Moon Race, a gangbangin' futuristic society which has chizzled tha barren landscape of tha moon tha **** into a paradise. Da Moon Race is tha only crew which has advanced ta tha point of havin they own Mobile Suits; tha playaz of Ghetto only find Mobile Suits as relicz of tha far-flung past up in archaeological digs, like fuckin tha MS-06 Zaku Pt II (referred ta as MS-06 Borjarnon by tha Ghetto militia) n' tha titular machine of Turn A Gundam, referred ta by tha charactas as tha White Doll.

Seireki hints all up in tha fact dat its past is tha combined eventz of every last muthafuckin previous Gundam series nuff muthafuckin times; however, tha full truth is sealed away up in tha chroniclez of tha Black History, hidden on tha moon -- confirmation up in tha form of footage of tha pivotal battlez from all of tha previous Gundam series fo' realz. An attempt ta recreate tha Black History by Gym Ghingham becomes tha focuz of Turn A Gundamz deal when it nears its climax.

Cosmic Era

Da Cosmic Era is tha fictionizzle timeline of tha anime televizzle series Gundam Seed n' its spinoff projects. This Gundam timeline is noted fo' its similaritizzles wit tha Universal Century timeline started by tha straight-up original gangsta Mobile Suit Gundam' series.

Anno Domini

Anno Domini is tha current timeline used by anime televizzle series Mobile Suit Gundam 00 n' its spinoff projects. Da timeline Anno Domini (abbreviated as AD or A.D) is derived from tha real thuglife term, which is tha designation used ta number muthafuckin years afta tha birth of Christ up in tha Gregorian calendar. Da rap of Gundam 00 is hustlin within tha same stupid-ass timeline as tha present society is currently residin in, around 300 muthafuckin years tha **** into tha future from todizzle.

Advanced Generation

Da Advanced Generation (abbreviated as AG or A.G) be a gangbangin' fictionizzle timeline debutin up in Mobile Suit Gundam AGE. Da timeline raps bout ta be nuff muthafuckin hundred muthafuckin years since mankind had migrated tha **** into space n' livin inside space colonies. Wars on earth had long ended, n' tha ghetto seems ta be up in a peaceful era.