La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
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La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by Guest Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:54 pm
This thread is delicious.
Stew of Manliness
Birds and Biscuits
Sliders of Fiery Manliness
Ass-Chowder
Stew of Manliness
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- Creator: This retard.
Need a fucking good meal that won't take forever and is satisfying as fucking hell? Look no further.
Stuff You Need:
1 can Beef or Turkey Chili (Beans or no beans - we're not prejudiced!)
1 can sliced or diced potatoes (Alternately: 1 fresh sliced or diced potato)
Half a can of corn
1 Lb Ground Beef
Hamburger Seasonings (I recommend a mix of about half a teaspoon each of pepper and salt)
Onion Powder
Cheddar Cheese, Shredded
Optional Stuff:
Onion, Chopped
1 small can baked beans
Half a can of carrots
Cooking This Shit:
Ground beef: Break up, season, and cook up in a skillet frying pan whatever the **** you cook beef on.
Canned taters: drain and throw in with chopped onion (if you're even using one), frying 'em up with the beef.
Give the entire fucking lot a dusting of Onion Powder whilst it fries up.
At the same time, heat the Chili up and mix in the corn, beans (if you're using them), and veggies (again, if you're using them).
Mix in the beef and such from the previous step once it's reasonably well cooked, and stir that fucker up and heat it thoroughly.
Top with shredded cheddar cheese and let it sit for about 5 minutes before eating.
Birds and Biscuits
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- Creator: Goddamnit this guy again.
Stuff You Need:
1 package refrigerated ready-to-cook Biscuits (Pillsbury Grands work particularly well)
1 can of canned chicken
A half a can of mixed vegetables
8-ounce package of chives and onion cream cheese
1 can of cream of chicken soup
1 cup milk
1 teaspoon garlic powder
Cooking This shit:
In a skillet (the faggot who made this recipe uses an electric skillet) or frying pan, grill up the canned chicken. Shouldn't take long.
Grab a pot and combined the Cream of Chicken Soup, Milk, and Garlic powder, stirring it and heating that shit up until it boils.
Add the package of cream cheese. Stir it in until it's fully melted.
Add the vegetables and skillet-fried canned chicken, stirring it and toning down the heat so that shit thickens up.
Shut the heat off after it starts to thicken up and cover the dish. It'll thicken up more over a few minutes.
Cook up the biscuits, following the directions on the package if necessary.
Slice the biscuits and use 'em as sandwich rolls, serving a bit of the chicken-mix on them.
Makes enough for quite a few servings. Enjoy.
Sliders of Fiery Manliness
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- Creator: Warpspiderfag(Warframe buddy of mines)
Sometimes, you want a ton of mini burgers. Like, ten mini burgers. Sometimes you want your ten mini burgers to firebomb your mouth out. Sometimes you're a man. Well, here you go.
Stuff You Need:
1 lb ground beef
Shredded Mozzerella Cheese, to taste
1 Jalapeno pepper
0.5 Habanero peppers
Tabasco Sauce, to taste
Frank's Red Hot Sauce, to taste
Ketchup, to taste
Some Other Stuff You Can Use:
Garlic powder
Onion Flakes
Paprika
Old Bay
NaCl
Cooking This Stuff:
Take the ground beef. Put that shit in a bigass mixing bowl.
VERY FINELY chop the Jalapeno and Habanero together. DO NOT TOUCH EYES, MOUTH OR PENIS FROM NOW ON.
Dump peppers into bowl with Beef. Mix in cheese, sauces, and ketchup.
Mush all that shit together with your hands. Unless you're a bitch.
Shape into sliders. Kinda like meatballs. Hell, shape them into burgers if you want. Make sure everything's mixed.
Grill that shit until it's done to your mantastic liking.
Extra Advice:
Seriously, don't fucking touch your eyes. You'll scream like a small child.
Ass-Chowder
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- Creator: Desperate People
Some days, standard cheese dip just won't cut it. You need MEAT and PAIN. Enter Ass-Chowder.
Summoning the Meat and Cheese Gods
Cook 3 lbs. ground beef until brown (keep juices if you are a manly fat guy.
In a crock pot meltdown 2 blocks of Velveeta Cheese shit (NO OTHER CHEESE WILL DO YOU FOOLS!)
1/2 Gal of Salsa (preferably Picante)
Add 20 oz of Jalapenos or Cerrano peppers (or to taste) to CHEESE
Add 12 FL. OZ. OF TABASACO to CHEESE (If you really enjoy pain, try Dave's Insanity or Blair's Death)
Mix in beef until done, set to simmer. IT'S READY FOR THE DEVOURING
After eating be prepared to shit razors. This stuff is hot. This crap will burn it's way through your colon and out into the toilet bowl. Enjoy.
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by Guest Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:17 am
Is it wrong to say that I'm tempted to try the 3rd recipe?
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by mangak (GONE) Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:35 am
me want sumeragi's boobs on a silver plate
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by Guest Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:33 am
.......ew. just.....no.m wrote:me want sumeragi's boobs on a silver plate
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by mangak (GONE) Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:53 pm
aaaaw, ... at LEAST i don't have a gayish ass,avatar on my profile :(
bet hik made it, why in the world are u having that?!
ur like patrick norris and ur'd dressing as Tierria erde in a dress...ewwww
^ that's a No no
bet hik made it, why in the world are u having that?!
ur like patrick norris and ur'd dressing as Tierria erde in a dress...ewwww
^ that's a No no
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by Guest Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:56 pm
1) From a man thats stalking Calind0r's favorite character from the rear, I laugh at that.
2) Beats having Loki in a speedsuit
2) Beats having Loki in a speedsuit
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by mangak (GONE) Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:58 pm
unlike you i don't stalk, i can joke around, but i don't actually stalk, which you could get seriously in trouble for.
and that's not loki ignorant fool!
it's Takuya, the most badass yakuza you'll ever meet.
and that's not loki ignorant fool!
it's Takuya, the most badass yakuza you'll ever meet.
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by ZeroGraphix Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:59 pm
well its eye-candy for the girls lol
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by Guest Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:02 pm
Neither do I, I joke sometimes as well but I usually suck at jokes so yeah.m wrote:unlike you i don't stalk, i can joke around, but i don't actually stalk, which you could get seriously in trouble for.
and that's not loki ignorant fool!
it's Takuya, the most badass yakuza you'll ever meet.
And Takuya is Loki XD.
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by mangak (GONE) Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:04 pm
ur av is gayer than mine, always :D
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by Guest Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:04 pm
Hahaha. Now give me back my avatar.
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by Minty Kitty Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:13 pm
Sooo Manga u calling the Avatar i made gay? ^^
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by ZeroGraphix Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:20 pm
Yandere~~~ admin~~~detected~~~
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by mangak (GONE) Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:26 pm
on a guy...yea, for a guy like rell: totally unfit
x) 10000% gay , but what do you care ur a girl...unless u lied =__=
x) 10000% gay , but what do you care ur a girl...unless u lied =__=
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by InfinitasImpetum Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:27 pm
m wrote:on a guy...yea, for a guy like rell: totally unfit
x) 10000% gay , but what do you care ur a girl...unless u lied =__=
it makes rel seem like a homosexual. (maybe secretly he is) XD
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by Minty Kitty Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:30 pm
Hmmm...would u have prefered me put a girl as his Ava? Or how about i go and Change YOUR Avatar to a girl?
Hmm...wut can i do...ummmmmmm...how about you get ur ass out of ur head and actually think about what u say before u post? Hmm?
Cause calling what i make because i thought it looked cool, Gay...thats a BIT of a stretch buddy :3
And as you can tell u put me in a SUPERB Mood ^^
Hmm...wut can i do...ummmmmmm...how about you get ur ass out of ur head and actually think about what u say before u post? Hmm?
Cause calling what i make because i thought it looked cool, Gay...thats a BIT of a stretch buddy :3
And as you can tell u put me in a SUPERB Mood ^^
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by InfinitasImpetum Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:32 pm
@hikari
sorry, beat ya to it. so you can't change mine to one XD
sorry, beat ya to it. so you can't change mine to one XD
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by ZeroGraphix Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:33 pm
rel is anti ****** there's one time me and infinte scare him off or something... or was it the other way around? 
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by Minty Kitty Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:34 pm
Soo is this just a Hate thread about rel now?
Cause if thats the case, ur all just immature. (Those who were participating).
Cause if thats the case, ur all just immature. (Those who were participating).
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by mangak (GONE) Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:34 pm
mugen it's all you're fault...next time you piss of hikari will be your last 
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by InfinitasImpetum Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:35 pm
m wrote:mugen it's all you're fault...next time you piss of hikari will be your last
don't blame me its you who started it. you should blame yourself. XD
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by mangak (GONE) Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:40 pm
let's mutually blame each other while she blames us 
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by ZeroGraphix Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:40 pm
hey hey relax all .... im sure all of us meant it as a joke~
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by InfinitasImpetum Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:42 pm
m wrote:let's mutually blame each other while she blames us
I can agree to that.
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Re: La Croix's List of Assbutt Cuisine
by Minty Kitty Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:44 pm
Hmmm...so im just a figure of entertainment to u guys? :)
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