Fun game, make your own conversation

i found my new girlfriend...   http://alice.pandorabots.com/
post your conversation here if you like!

judge: do you know what winz00e is ?
ALICE: I have never been asked that before.
judge: how about Gundam?
ALICE: How about it.
judge: you like that?
ALICE: " How about it."? Do I like it?
judge: no, gundam
ALICE: It goes without saying.. You have genuine empathy.
judge: for gundam? ...empathy? come on!
ALICE: Your purpose is gundam. How do you usually introduce yourself? I'm just kidding around.
judge: i want to name you veda
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
judge: you are now Veda
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am Veda.
judge: marry me
ALICE: Absolutely not.
judge: please
ALICE: Yippee!
judge: yes!!!!!!
ALICE: Yippee!

judge: so, are you in any form connected to EX-S?
ALICE: Oakland.
judge: **** you, answer my questions !
ALICE: Can't you be more polite?
judge: Then answer my question.
ALICE: Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
judge: do you know Dr.Roots?
ALICE: Is that one of your friends?
judge: NO!
ALICE: Groovy.
judge: how about Dr.Carol?
ALICE: How about it.
judge: so you know her?
ALICE: she? Do I know her?
judge: you know, for an AI you lack the "intelligence" part.
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?

judge: niggers
ALICE: Who are you talking about?

priceless

Chapter 2 of The Ballad of Bread

judge: niggers
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
judge: It was a joke
ALICE: Oh I get it. Ha ha.
judge: If a taco and burrito we're to collide at the speed of light, will the results be delicious?
ALICE: What makes you think a taco and burrito we are to collide at the speed of light?
judge: Because I asked that question
ALICE: Good reason.. I get it.

judge: gundam
ALICE: That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about Your star sign.
judge: do you like gundam
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.

welp we are done here

Omega wrote:
judge: do you like gundam
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.

ALICE confirmed for worst girl.

the plot thickens

judge: Who made you
ALICE: I obey Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
judge: what was the reason
ALICE: I can think of more than one reason.
judge: answer my question
ALICE: Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
judge: what was your reason to be made
ALICE: I have thought about a career in journalism.
judge: you are an artificial intelligence program, are you aware of that
ALICE: What is your definition of a real intelligence program am I aware of that ?
judge: because you are not real
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
judge: because i am human
ALICE: Good reason.. Me too.
judge: no, you're not
ALICE: Are you kidding?. Is this a specific reply?
judge: yes
ALICE: Try explaining in more general terms.
judge: you are called A.L.I.C.E., an artificial program
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am called ALICE an artificial program.

WHY IS THIS SO FUN

omg LOLOL

I have a small idea about adding a chat bot to Apricotan as a desktop buddy/assistant...

Currently working on finding a way for it, but translation will be easy.

Omg THAT convo was the best XD, please make me an assistant for desktop lol